wibbedie wobbedie poef
book one: professor mcgonagall and the you put a WHAT in our WHERE albus
book two: professor mcgonagall and the we have a WHAT IN OUR WHERE ALBUS
book three: professor mcgonagall and the ministry is sending us WHAT because of WHO
book four: professor mcgonagall and the ARE YOU SHITTING ME ALBUS
book five: professor mcgonagall and the we have WHO telling us to do WHAT
book six: professor mcgonagall and the albus do something NO NOT THAT
book seven: professor mcgonagall and the I FINALLY GET TO BLOW SHIT UP THANK YOU WIZARD GOD

enlargers:

n4rc1ss1st:

me:image

you:image

this game came out over a year before kim k: hollywood did.. holy shit kim pulled a blatant rip off

accio-percabeth:

sketch-elf:

A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.

I accept and fully support this headcanon

notbadword:

brookeeverdeen:

alright alright alright 

panic-at-the-blog:

Cool life hack: Only ever buy yourself band t-shirts so that then when you see an actual shirt that you think is kinda cute your mom will buy it for you immediately because she’s just happy that it isn’t another band shirt.

notanotherteenwolfpodcast:

teenwolf:

SDCC has officially begun and I am LIVING for this cuteness

Babes

New favourite joke:

where-am-i-send-help:

ougbad:

karlimeaghan:

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”

i dont get it

No one explain it

baby: d... d... d...
father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*
westbor0baptistchurch:

I want to remind everyone that this s my greatest halloween costume ever

westbor0baptistchurch:

I want to remind everyone that this s my greatest halloween costume ever

bamfneblake:

Dracula asks the important questions.