Because you all seemed to like the jokes so much. A few warnings though
•I’m steering away from any dirty ones because I wouldn’t really feel comfortable sending those to people I don’t know (however if you want a dirty one there are plenty to be found on Google, buzzfeed, the tumblr tag etc so don’t despair)
•also I found with the jokes that ask limit’s a bitch so fair warning
•it would be nice if you were following me (breakfastwithponds) but don’t feel in any way obliged
I CANT STOP LAUGHING
this will always be my favorite
Have you got a message to fans? Both about this production and, of course, the wonderful news we’re gonna see you, Amanda and Ben back together again. [X]
Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”
AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE
if you have a vagina and dont refer to it as a womb as often as you can i feel like youre missing a real opportunity
id like to nickname this post, “cis man does not actually know what a womb is”
please tell me this is a real thing that is happening
Yep it is. Thank god for that.
SO THE AVENGERS ARE LIKE THE POPULAR JOCKS/CHEERLEADERS
AND THE X-MEN ARE THE GRUNGY LONERS THAT GET HIGH UNDER THE BLEACHERS
I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW
So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?
"Do not come any closer."